You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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