I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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