so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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