I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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