I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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