Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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