I got chris browned last night
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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