Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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