I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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