I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it glows. i had to have it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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