And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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