I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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