there's paper in my vomit.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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