yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He did a backflip because drugs
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