But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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