Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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