can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
