But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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