dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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