Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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