.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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