Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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