can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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