I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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