Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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