Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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