found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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