bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
