butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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