If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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