SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
