I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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