It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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