Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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