How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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