rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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