dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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