we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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