Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
