He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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