i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Your cock deserves a montage
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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