wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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