Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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