woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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