your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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