Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
