Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Randomize
