god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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