i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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