Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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