I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
