You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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