Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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