I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
