Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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