what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The adults are the big ones right?
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