making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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