i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My pussy is not your playground.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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