have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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