He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
