Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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