it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was like eating out sand paper
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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