should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I need to sanitize my soul.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
